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KIMMY KARDASHIAN: THIRD TIME LUCKY?

May 23, 2014 by Lynne Kayenne - 2 Comments

Before Kim Kardashian says “I do” for the 3rd time, I’d like to run through the people she said the same thing to before

DAMON THOMAS: HUSBAND NUMBER 1 PROFESSION: MUSIC PRODUCER

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Damon worked with the likes of Lionel Ritchie, Pink and Justin Timberlake and produced the soundtrack for Dreamgirls, this shows that he was at the top of his game when he wifed up Kim Kardashian, then a 19 year old sales associate working in a store. I ain’t saying she a gold digger, I think the business books will define this as ===# Opportunist, they divorced because in his words, “she was a plastic surgery, fame obsessed whore”#OUCH

KRIS HUMPRIES: HUSBAND NUMBER 2: PROFESSION : PRO BASKETBALL PLAYER

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Ok, so after the whole bended knee, marry moi written out in rose petals. Kris was another victim of Jezebel Kardashian and got thrown under the bus in exactly 72 days with him claiming she’d married him to boost ratings for her hit reality TV show ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’. After the divorce Kim released a statement saying she married for love bla bla bla and that she got caught up in the hoopla, that don’t make sense gurrrrrl!!!…….if you were caught up in the hoopla why did you leave the man out to dry? Why did you dump him so quickly? I love you Kim but I’m tryna make sense of it all kwaaaa

KANYE WEST: HUSBAND NUMBER 3 PROFESSION: RAPPER

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According to Amber Rose, Kanye West’s bald headed ex-girlfriend, Kanye was cheating on her with Kim so I am guessing she was cheating on Kris Humpries with Kanye.  Methinks they deserve each other.  I don’t know how this will end but I wish them the very best…….Good luck Kanye make sure those records keep selling in case Kim gets caught up in the Hoopla again#oooops